Thursday, April 28, 2011

Topless Kids In Parks Or Streets

Nobody should point at others. I remember as a child walking down Oxford Street where a group of African women topless in grass skirts were walking along. My mother told me not to stare at other people.
But kids get sunburn and cancer like adults. Cover up for your own benefit.
My friend got dengue fever from a mosquito bite. Cover up for your own benefit.

Thursday, April 21, 2011

Gun Crime - Problems & Solutions?

You can't compare England and America, whether you look at a geographical map or a political map you can see that it would be fairer to compare the UK and Florida, or America with the whole of Europe.
Every city has different crime rates. So does each city area. Every country or state has different rules on guns and the death penalty.
The questions affecting tourism and legislation are: Why is somebody (in Florida) allowed to roam the streets when they have just shot in a public place? Why do minors have access to a gun when they have not reached the age of responsibility, (young, special needs meaning low IQ or behavioural problem or both, and recent criminal history). Do they not have a curfew nor a minder?

Tourists should also observe a curfew, not out after midnight when taxis charge more and are hard to find, and there are few kind-hearted law-abiding pedestrians to tell you the way. Some US bars on New Year have signs saying that they will call free for a free taxi.

Tuesday, April 12, 2011

Book Writing Top Tips


What to write?

1 Getting Started - what to write
a) Do you want to write one book or several?
b) If one, your life story, your business or a novel or play or film screenplay? (Or poetry or songs or musical?)
c) If several, working on each an hour a day on each, or completing one in a hurry, such as over a weekend, or at a one week writers' retreat or holiday?
d) Are you well organised or do you need help?
e) If you need help, how much will you pay?

2) Your Book Plan
a) Money budget
b) Time budget

3) Quick Writing
a) Write a book in a weekend (based in USA).
b) Online write a novel in a month (write October edit November) online.

4) Resources
a) List your credentials. List plan of action.
b) List books you need.
c) List trips (eg library, bookshop).

5) Editing
a) Plot / Subject and style - Add drama. Make them laugh, make them cry, make them wait.
b) Grammar
c) Spelling
d) Page layout
e) Picture editing

5) Sales and Marketing
a) List events (eg book fairs, holidays).
b) Check dates. Plan launch. At your birthday party? At your Christmas party? At local book fair?For Christmas? For summer holiday reading?
c) Bookshops?
d) Online? Set up your website?
e) Start a business? Publishing? Marketing? Sales?
f) Co-operative of writers? Pay a friend? Get family to help?
g) Raise money for charity and get them to sell the book?
h) Marketing - Free, cheap, discount, buy one get one free, two for the price of one?

What am I working on?
A book of quotations. (First edition Quick Quotations For Successful Speeches is on Lulu.)
A travel book combining places I've visited (50 countries) plus my wishlist.
A poetry book for children teaching them useful facts.
A novel on talking animals. (First chapter in Harrow Writers Circle anthology This Is What We Do - can be bought from website of Harrow Writers' Circle.
My next speech for the next humorous speech competition for Toastmasters International.
A musical based on the life of my late uncle The Mad Musician.

How do you write a book? Who can help?



'How Do I write a book and can you help me?' I've had several such requests. Today's comes from Cindy on Facebook.

Do I have expertise to help?
Yes. I've had ten books published by mainstream publishers. I've worked for publishers as a non-fiction book editor.
I've self-published several books on Lulu.com

I go to two annual writers' holidays, Writers' Holiday and Writers' Summer School. I've heard dozens of speakers. I've attended loads of courses. I have a house full of books and books on writing books. I go to a writers' circle where we listen to chapters of each other's novels, everybody in the circle gives feedback, and we hear the authors' sob stories and success stories. I link to other authors on Facebook and LinkedIn.

I replied:

Angela Lansbury I teach in London and Singapore, £40 an hour. Anything which needs writing. Or on line.

You want to write what? Novel? Memoir? Poems?

Ghost writers help with memoirs. Ghost writers expect a lot of money because it takes a lot of time.

One company writes memoirs for those who are retired. He and his francises charge about £3000. They do everything, They have a preliminary interview when they show you finished books. You agree to pay. Do you pay ad advance or all at the end? Not sure. They set a series of questions, such as ten, to cover various periods of your life such as starting with childhood. You record your life on tape. They type up the draft. You make corrections. They send it to the printers. You get 1-3 or 1-10 copies nicely bound as a hardback book for yourself and grandchildren or family.

If you are head of a company you can get your business to fund it or do it as a vanity project.

There are no sales nor marketing.

You have to pay separately for sales and marketing.

You can self-publish and sell to people you meet giving talks or at fairs or just pushing books on everybody you meet.

You can write a book then hope to sell just a few. Or look to see what would sell best in order to make money and become in effect a publisher. You can even go on sites to get strangers overseas to bid to write a book on any topic for a fixed fee which you then sell. A man in the USA has a business doing this.

Why would anybody read your book? Either because you or the subject matter are unusual, or very common and deal with a common problem.

At the opposite extreme is the book you want distributed as widely as possible to promote yourself and your business even if you give it away free to every business and social contact. So you want it small, light, cheap to print, paperback, quick to write, only on your area of expertise.

Self-publish first draft on Lulu.com Promote business through course write a book in a weekend.

To write your novel. Read advice on the internet. Subscribe to a magazine for writers. Get books on writing a novel from a library, bookshop, the internet.

Join your local writers' circle. You should have several nearby. If there isn't one, start one. Most centres for arts have a writers or readers group which will know of a writer's circle.

Attend Writers' Holiday, Wales or Writers' Summer School Swanwick. They are held in the UK. People travel from other English speaking countries worldwide, especially if they can combine a trip visiting relatives in the UK with a writers' holiday.

See Harrow Writers' website.

See my webpages. I'll write a how to write a book for you.

Tell me more about why you want to write and what you want to write. Where are you?

You can buy my books on lulu.com and through Amazon.

Friday, April 8, 2011

Swearing


Today (April 8 2011) the UK's online Daily Mail reports that a footballer (who I won't name as I do not wish to give him publicity) swearing at a TV camera broadcasting live. A policeman said that if the footballer had said that in the street to a policeman the swearer would have got arrested.
I don't like swearing. I'm a teacher and can't afford to hear words and pick them up. Otherwise I would swear in front of children and audiences and the public every time I dropped a pencil.
It's ironic that a footballer is not supposed to swear on TV yet TV shows comedians swearing and TV serials and plays containing swear words.
I never watch TV now. For several months I just turned off every time I heard a swear word. Now I just don't watch.
I don't buy CDs or DVDs or books containing swear words. I also avoid the bar area of my local pub. Swearing is bad business, whether you are a footballer, a TV company or a pub.
The policeman is right. He couldn't swear at members of the public and they should not swear at him.

Friday, April 1, 2011

If you are a member of any charity or fund raising organisation I could give a talk about business etiquette, living in the USA and Singapore, or one of my books on travel, etiquette and quotations. I have two bookings coming up for Townswomen's Guilds.
I am a semi-retired English tutor. I am currently writing an armchair travel guide based on sites associated with historical characters, statues and memorials. Marilyn Monroe and the flowers left daily by her devoted ex Joe; JFK and Ruby's drinking club where the local police used to meet. That sort of thing.
My support for cancer research involves shopping for clothes in charity shops. And talks on cancer. One relative in remission. One had MRSA. One had clostridium difficile.
I'm trying to eat healthy and do exercise, such as swimming and belly dancing at a gym.

Bullying

Flats should have balconies with barriers so people can sit and look out, and not sit on windowsills.
Buildings should have awnings or stepped designs so that if you fall out of a window or balcony your fall is broken.
Isn't there a phone help line for people who are bullied?
Maybe every school and local police station should have a bullying line.
Schools should have a regular reminder at assembly about help lines and to ban bullying.
Part of the pledge on joining school should be to agree to not bully, to report when others are bullied, and to complain when you are bullied.