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Tuesday, March 30, 2010
Leicester Square
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Saturday, March 27, 2010
Trafalgar Square and Oscar Wilde
Trafalgar Square is known for Nelson's column but many other famous people are depictred in statues and paintings nearby. As you arrive from Charing Cross station, I like murals which are informative, relevant, colourful and happy.
The Bakerloo line platform coming in from the north is very welcoming and uplifting with murals of historic characters.
Unfortunately upstairs the steps to the streets are filthy. But you are right out in the centre of London with Trafalgar Square and Nelson's Column and the National Gallery and the National Portrait Gallery only steps away. Oscar Wilde's reclining statue is across the road. Downhill to your right is the Embankment station on the river Thames. It's the place to meet up with friends especially foreign friends who arrive on business or as tourists. Also in the are is Embankment station a few steps away.
Friday, March 26, 2010
Ten things I hate
Ten things I hate - and solutions I’d love.
1 Desks with no backs so when you push something onto the front of a shelf something else falls off the back. Solution to problem: An instant back which slides up and locks should be attached to every shelf and desk.
2 Mobile phones which attach to the wrist strap or lanyard so the phone hangs at an angel as you are drunk. Solution: Put pull out fold away soft rounded loops on all four corner.
3 Anything like a phone on a wrist strap which hurls itself against the rail or wall as you go up steps or climb into a vehicle. See 2.
4 Silver or gold rings which turn from round to oval or square when you knock them against a tap or door handle. Every ring should come with a conical solid rubber rest on which to keep it when washing your hands and which stretches it back into shape. I spend ages hunting for a pen large enough to stretch a ring or use the end of a knife handle and risk scraping silver or gold off the inside of the ring.
5 Socks which vanish leaving you half a pair. They should have magnets. Or tracker devices.
6 Tights which ladder and split. Maybe I should tattoo patterned tights. Then wear sexy socks.
7 Clothes which say ‘one size fits all’ - except me. Am I a freak? One size fits all midgets. Every size and shape should have a magic number. (I know I’m supposed to be size 4 shoe and size 14 but I can wear shoes ranging from 4 to 6 and clothes ranging from 12 to 20 - but none of the others (and not the size I’m supposed to be according to the tape measure) by the same manufacturer.
8 Friends and tourists who complain to me that the journey from central London to see me takes so long. Don’t complain to me. Solution. Complain to London Transport. Second Solution. All customer requests should be logged. Anything which gets 100 requests should be listed to be fixed or done.
9 Clothes which need washing. Every bathroom should have a built in quick washer and quick dryer so you chuck your dirty clothes into a machine before cleaning your teeth and rescue them clean for tomorrow five minutes later. Major hotels have quick dry machines for swimsuits. Public toilets have instant hand dryers. Expensive washing machines
10 A central wishlist for every person and a team or a hundred mentors for each person to fix their life. You mentor a hundred people a week and a hundred people mentor you. Like the system somebody started int he recession for vouchers for everybody doing favours for neighbours so you babysit for one person and somebody else mows the lawn for you. Like being good neighbours or good citizens but on a big scale. But I suppose that’s what life is. All families, businesses and countries work like that. From each according to his ability. to each according to its need. So what goes wrong? When the system is so large that nobody sees any immediate nor long term benefit and they get de-motivated. Corruption and leaders siphoning off money, or stealing it, or wasting it. Solution? A world where bad thoughts and bad words are banned. But we have that already. Every website tries to ban libellous, racist or insulting language. Maybe there is hope. So, let’s think positively. Not ten things I hate. Ten problems I would like to fix.
I must try to remember this for one of those toastmasters exercises where you are given a table topic (impromptu speech) on what I would do if I were king/queen/prime minister.
Thursday, March 25, 2010
Count Your Blessings
You should count your blessings. Why? Most of my audience at Toastmasters are optimists, at least while they are out at Toastmasters.. So why is this message relevant to you?
(I ask the audience) Are you optimists or pessimists?
Why is being optimistic important - because Unicef study shows that British children are the most depressed worldwide - at least in the 21 developed countries. That's this week's news. I wonder whether that has anything to do with the fact that the Samaritans started here in Britain.
One person is putting her hand up and down and can't decide if she's an optimist or pessimist - maybe she's both - a manic -depressive! A heckler has called her bi-polar.
Uncle could not see and did not want flowers in hospital. He had no flowers in the gardens at his house. I was upset about this and so was my uncle and everybody else.
I used to be upset whenever I looked at flowers, even this plastic flower, and these pictures of colourful flowers. But now I see that being colour blind was a blessing.
At the end of his life when my uncle was depressed he still blamed his parents for everything. My son who read psychology at university said that by the time your are on your deathbed you should have stopped blaming your parents for what happened in your childhood. What's important is not where you've come from but where you are going, as Ella Fitzgerald said.
People worry too much about little things - even big things which seem big at the time. I remember being upset about losing a job. I phone my mother up and she said, 'Do you remember Lesley Whittle, the girl who went missing?'
In my family we tell the goat story as an example of how things could always be worse.
(My first version of this speech told the internet joke, the Flood Story about woman refusing help in flood.)
Winning Evaluation, Prepared Speeches
Tonight I won the speech evaluation contest.
Wednesday, March 24, 2010
What Not to do on TV
If you join Toastmasters International one of their advanced manuals has five exercises in which you prepare for a TV presentation.
2 Ask for advice. For example, You might be told that you will be appearing only shoulders up and warned not to wear a strapless dress because you will look like you are in the nude.
3 Make sure you can get a recording.
4 Ensure that the interviewer knows what you are promoting and that the last question allows you to give details. Otherwise he or she might say, 'Thanks, that's all we have time for,' before you have time to give your vital piece of promotion or contact details.
5 If you have an item such as a book to display, hold it steady and visible. Don't wave it about like a flag.
6 Look as if you are enjoying yourself and not at a funeral, unless you are at a funeral, in which case look dignified and respectful and don't grin.
What Makes A Professional Speaker
Tuesday, March 23, 2010
Zoo Logical verse
verse 895
Zoo Logical
by Angela Lansbury
My homework was due in last week
To write as if animals speak
What they think of me and mother
Dad, my brother - and each other!
My dogs and I communicate
Wagged tails and barks means walks are great
Good luck, today not much to do
I stroll, they trot, to see our zoo
Zoos won’t let dogs and cats go in
To visit lions - kith and kin
I said, ‘Cats - I beg your pardon.
Dogs, let’s walk round our garden’.
I chased and tried to interview
Twenty mayflies in a tizzy.
They sighed, ‘Come back tomorrow, dear
Today we’re awfully busy.’
Mayflies do not outlive the night
I could not say, ‘You live one day,’
I’m honest but I’m too polite.
I smiled. I shrugged. I walked away.
***
But over in America
In the city of Atlanta
A chimp can type three thousand words
Using a computer.
Like, “Please buy me a hamburger.’
Computers help it translate talk
Another signs two thousand words
One taught itself to write with chalk
If animals all had a vote
Some would live long or make a fuss
The dirt party, cockroaches
Would soon out-vote all of us
For most of them would sleep all day
And make us vegetarian
Lions and tigers would put them right
And the worms eat us - barbarians!
Cut them in half and they double
So you end up with two many
The tapes worms might crawl out to vote
But the rest sleep in the cemetery.
-ends-
copyright Angela Lansbury
Sunday, March 21, 2010
Birthday Dinner Surprise At Simpsons
We booked through Top Table. Most of the lastminute.com deals were for early or late evening and this place was what we chose instead. The advantage was that you do everything on line . The disadvantage is you don't get given a phone number and can't ask about parking or say that it's a birthday. I phoned them up and said it was a birthday and they promised to put a candle on the dessert.
The venue is one large room. The ceilings are magnificent. The tables were rather plain, white cloths with silver cutlery, plain glasses, and a pink rose head in a small goldfish bowl.
Starters and bread. The toilets are immediately outside on the ground floor - no danger of losing people or sending the elderly up or down flights of steep stairs. this must be a blessing for ladies in tight skirts and heels as well as portly gentlemen with a huge paunch but a tiny bladder.
The signature dish is the beef on the trolley, dome removed, meat carved off the bone by a chef in a tall white hat. We did not have an alcove because they were all taken reserved. But it was very jolly being in the middle of the room and seeing everything all around you.
I had found the menu on the Simpson's website and was able to decide what I wanted in advance. I had also printed out the dessert menu with the words Happy Birthday at the top.
Coffee
Their coffee machine was broken so they only had filter coffee. You'd think that a major organization would have a backup, but at least they had the filter coffee maker which puts them ahead of many restaurants which have broken coffee machines and don't offer any kind of coffee.
Service good - always somebody walking past and lookng about so you can catch their eye.
They sang happy birthday in tune.An unusual feat. They must have at least eight people running around serving. Maybe they selected the four with the best voices. The piano was played by a youngster..
Friday, March 19, 2010
Yes, asking who has experience of cancer is an obvious question to start with. But anybody can see that it begins the evening on a negative note. It’s a constant problem with any speech. To engage the audience you must pose a problem – and then a solution. You always have keep looking for the positives. A positive message. A positive word. A positive question.
Speakers focus on highly emotional subjects, such as what your parents and grandparents died of, when they want to stir the audience into taking action. If you want to ask a member of the audience for a million pounds, or you want to offer him free pills, you might make such an appeal. But if you merely want to show a slide and get kudos, it's a bit unfair to ruin somebody's day but evoking sad memories.
Another mantra or saying is make them laugh, make them cry, make them wait. You do not want the audience crying all the way through. Although I have seen that done at fundraising events, I don't like it.
It’s much easier to deal with the distant past. For example, We all had eight grandparents and we don't always know for certain their health history and diet. How many of you know one of more of those eight grandparents … Survival rates are much higher today. How many people remember that cancer was more of a taboo (twenty) years ago? (Depending on age of audience.)
We come back to the speech title. What is the message? Possible cures for cancer? Conquering Cancer?
I won a ribbon at Toastmasters for a talk on cancer and started with just such a question. I think I asked how many people knew somebody who had had treatment for cancer and survived five years or more. I then went on to talk about the most survivable forms of cancer and where you can get more statistical information. To my amazement afterwards close friends and acquaintances afterwards came up and confided, ‘I had cancer ….’
But my relative was still alive at the begining of treatment. You have to make a question which does not focus on the words death and family member. Perhaps ask about acquaintances or focus on larger groups.
Even with a small group and a happy topic and a young audience you run this risk that somebody in the audience has a recent bad experience. I was a young student teacher and asked my class of schoolgirls to write about their mother. One girl’s mother had been murdered by the stepfather the previous week. So what is the solution? Look for a positive words? Happy memories of my mother?
Thursday, March 18, 2010
Financial Mistakes in Marriage - & Webinar Mysteries Solved
Saturday, March 13, 2010
Logic and ethics
Wednesday, March 10, 2010
Freelancer of the Year Marketing Winner
Blog on Anthony Sharot Freelancer of the Year 2009 Marketing Category Winner
by Angela
Anthony Sharot won Freelancer of the Year award Marketing Category Winner for SEO and PPC work for Wellcome Trust. What did he do to deserve it?
Anthony won his award for the audit of four Wellcome Trust websites, and presenting a report on each covering Search Engine Optimization, Pay Per Click and web analytics - basically analysing which key words attracted people to read the websites and on each page find it easy to take action to contact the company.
Anthony’s company, Market Appeal, works to help both new and established companies improve websites to reach their target market and connect potential buyers with the services they are seeking. He also does in-house training so that staff in different branches of a big company can set up and monitor the effectiveness of their websites.
Whilst still at Merchant Taylors School, Anthony won an award for Young Enterprise. Anthony’s background includes a degree and postgraduate studies from Brunel university. His early sales experience included working in retail shops, telephone sales and in-home sales visits. His skills and work experience are varied, ranging from the practical, engineering - to people-orientated - cv writing. His Master of Arts was in a branch of psychology, Psychoanalytic Studies. His qualifications include one from The Society of Medical NLP, earned studying NLP with doctors - involving analysis of language, positive thinking, motivation and personality types.
He worked in recruitment. Then he set up his own cv-writing company. You can read an extensive list of his clients on business networking site LinkedIn. Or read about him on Facebook.
And the future? He is helping companies expand globally. He and his family have lived in England, the USA (where he was at school), and Singapore. By the age of 13 he had travelled to Canada, Australia and New Zealand, ski-ing on the demanding black slopes in all those countries. Now he can offer help setting up effective websites in European languages, French, German and more, as well as others such as Mandarin, Hebrew and Hindi.
What does he need? More work? A steady girlfriend? As Anthony says on LinkedIn, ‘I'm always on the look out for a new challenge.’
The award was sponsored by Haymarket, who run http://www.BrandRepublic.com/, http://www.Campaignlive.co.uk/ and http://www.Marketingmagazine.co.uk/. Their Online Marketing Manager Stephen Dodds presented the award to Anthony, and Neil Hamilton, a headhunter at Xchangeteam who first nominated Anthony.
PS Kind comment from friend and journalist Yvonne Plaut:
What a fabulous achievement but then with parents like you I am not in the least surprised.
A very hearty congratulations to both of you, and above all Anthony
Yvonne
Humorous comment from ‘Shan-Shan’ - Huang Shanshan, Regional Business Director
Peach Interactive, also Red Research, in Singapore:
Wow! He's so bright and capable. How come his folks genes are different...
Companies needing help or journalists seeking interviews please contact:
Anthony Sharot
Search Director
Market Appeal
Tel: 07956 990 216
http://www.marketappeal.co.uk/
http://www.linkedin.com/in/londonppcseo
Winner of Marketing Freelancer of the Year 2009: http://www.freelanceroftheyear.co.uk/
Market Appeal Ltd. Atlantic House, 351 Oxford Street, London W1C 2JF