Tuesday, January 7, 2014

If I ruled the world

If I ruled the world:
1 All cups would be stacking.
2 All chairs would be stacking, folding, stain proof, have high upright backs, and be height adjustable and expand to the length of your upper legs.
3 All beds would adjust to the hardness you desired.
4 Every street would have a corner shop which included police/neighbourhood watch, doctor cum pharmacy, library/internet, lost and found, citizens advice and 24 hour supermarket.
5 All phones, computers, cars, children, parents, spouses and shopkeepers would have a tracking/find me device.
6 My bank would bleep me whenever money went or or out and automatically transfer money to the new accounts offering higher interest.
7 Every business would have workers logging in so nobody illegal worked.
8 In every street you would be able to donate leftovers to a leftovers kitchen.
9 Nobody would have nuclear weapons. Or any weapons. Instead of national service we would have one week a year doing community service.
10 All offices, hospitals, homes and gardens, inside and out would have a weekly spring clean/repair service as part of the council tax, the way that we now have parks locked daily and bins emptied weekly.
11 All school leavers would be assigned to work experience in their last year's holidays, at least two on overseas exchange programmes.

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